Pandagon's Twenty Most Annoying Conservatives of 2003

I wasn't going to bother with a link, because everyone on Earth has linked to it already, but this made me laugh.

I've come up with two possible explanations for the existence of Ann Coulter. Either she's the insane, alternate-reality version of Eddie Izzard, from a universe where biting, clever stand-up is replaced with blood-red anger, or she is Vultron, the shrewish, mentally unbalanced version of Voltron constructed of five bitterly angry gnomes, all of whom, for some unknown reason, have shaggy pageboy haircuts.

And for even more entertainment, the Freepers are frothing all over the comments.